Once I was at an airport gate with the Beck band waiting for a plane and I was rumaging through my lap top for entertaining jpg’s to show them. I stumbled upon a sound wave of a fart sample and without thinking, pushed
play. Lo and behold my volume was on 10 and about 30 people looked at me melting in my seat. I couldn’t get to the volume control before the entire rather long fart sample had completed itself.

The lesson is: check your lap top volume before playing fart samples for the band.